Are you the epitome of fitness?
Do you allow only the finest Doritos into your body?
Do you have fat-free cheese on your pizza?
Then it’s time to put all this dedication to work.
Come down, or up, or sideways, depends where you live in relation to Hoxton really, to The Queen Of Hoxton where there shall be bands, DJs, food, alcohol and THE World Series Of Ping Pong.
The website may say “victory doesn’t always come in the form of a trophy; sometimes it’s a phone number,” but make no mistake, I’m out to fucking win.